Fun

Now I understand, why even though staring carelessly for the past 5 years, my health has not gone bad.

Staring at women ’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

#!/bin/sh

if ! [test -f /dev/chick] echo “Forgetting something?” exit 1;
fi

mv /dev/chick ~/bedroom
touch chick/breasts
unzip chick/dress
rm -f chick/bra chick/panties
clamscan chick/*
rm ~/pants
cat ~/penis » chick/mouth
cat chick/mouth | grep -v cat ~/penis > chick/mouth # To take it out…
cat ~/bedroom/nightstand/condom » ~/penis
mount ~/bedroom/chick
fsck && fsck && fsck
umount ~/bedroom/chick
while [ -f ~/bedroom/chick ]; do sleep 5
done

… but this is from the guy who has /dev/acd0 symlinked to /dev/chick so he can giggle every time he uses his cdrom

Our kernel who art in the protected memory areas hallowed
be thy interfaces (syscalls). thy init(8)/init(1M) come.
thy will (memory protection and processes scheduling) be
done on the userspace as it is done where thou reside.
and give us our regular time quanta and forgive us our
memory trespasses (violations) as we forgive to the
meatware (and the software developers). and lead us
not into a fault but deliver us from the SIGSEGV. amen.

This article is one among the many articles proving why geeks are the best men. There are many more available on the net to prove it. But for me, my time hasn’t tickled yet

So finally I got caught sleeping in the office besides my computer adjacent to the desk. Great days are these

Awake whole night doing work and taking subsequent naps in the day, especially in your cube at office is funny.
And yes, it also gets you good names like druggist, afimchi et cetera

I wonder if Kalejee Daawat is something enjoyable only during the bachelor days. Indeed, now, being in my bachelor days, I enjoy Kalejee Daawat a lot with Ankit. Having a gulp of beer and then munching the spicy Kalejee in the mouth reminds me of the great taste of North India.

Heartly thanks to Ankit and Nirmal for there awesome company and knowledge of such exotic places in busy Bangalore.

Purchased a Sony DSC-M1 recently.
Man, proprietary stuffs are real costly. The storage device alone (1 GB) costs $200.
But in total the camera is good to have. It’s compact, 5.1 Megapixel lens and blah blah blah.
For an ignorant photographer like me, having a smart digital camera helps capture moments in good pictures to save them for future.

Learnings,
if possible try going for commodity stuff which isn’t proprietary unless you have the passion of spending money on “Love at first sight at $omething”. Yes, proprietary stuff are unique which increase the temptation.