*nix fun
Posted on August 14, 2005
(Last modified on January 22, 2011)
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#!/bin/sh
if ! [test -f /dev/chick] echo “Forgetting something?” exit 1;
fi
mv /dev/chick ~/bedroom
touch chick/breasts
unzip chick/dress
rm -f chick/bra chick/panties
clamscan chick/*
rm ~/pants
cat ~/penis » chick/mouth
cat chick/mouth | grep -v cat ~/penis > chick/mouth # To take it out…
cat ~/bedroom/nightstand/condom » ~/penis
mount ~/bedroom/chick
fsck && fsck && fsck
umount ~/bedroom/chick
while [ -f ~/bedroom/chick ]; do sleep 5
done
… but this is from the guy who has /dev/acd0 symlinked to /dev/chick so he can giggle every time he uses his cdrom
[Read More]Kernel Prayer
Posted on July 27, 2005
(Last modified on January 22, 2011)
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Our kernel who art in the protected memory areas hallowed
be thy interfaces (syscalls). thy init(8)/init(1M) come.
thy will (memory protection and processes scheduling) be
done on the userspace as it is done where thou reside.
and give us our regular time quanta and forgive us our
memory trespasses (violations) as we forgive to the
meatware (and the software developers). and lead us
not into a fault but deliver us from the SIGSEGV.
[Read More]Go for (a) geek lover(s)!
Posted on July 4, 2005
(Last modified on January 22, 2011)
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This article is one among the many articles proving why geeks are the
best men. There are many more available on the net to prove it. But for me, my
time hasn’t tickled yet
Ritesh Sarraf ticketed
Posted on June 30, 2005
(Last modified on January 22, 2011)
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So finally I got caught sleeping in the office besides my computer adjacent to
the desk. Great days are these
Awake whole night doing work and taking subsequent naps in the day, especially
in your cube at office is funny.
And yes, it also gets you good names like druggist, afimchi et cetera
Kalejee Daawat
Posted on June 25, 2005
(Last modified on January 22, 2011)
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I wonder if Kalejee Daawat is something enjoyable only during the bachelor
days. Indeed, now, being in my bachelor days, I enjoy Kalejee Daawat a lot
with Ankit. Having a gulp of beer and then munching the spicy Kalejee in the
mouth reminds me of the great taste of North India.
Heartly thanks to Ankit and Nirmal for there awesome company and knowledge of
such exotic places in busy Bangalore.
Sony DSC-M1
Posted on June 22, 2005
(Last modified on January 22, 2011)
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Purchased a Sony DSC-M1 recently.
Man, proprietary stuffs are real costly. The storage device alone (1 GB) costs $200.
But in total the camera is good to have. It’s compact, 5.1 Megapixel lens and blah blah blah.
For an ignorant photographer like me, having a smart digital camera helps capture moments in good pictures to save them for future.
Learnings,
if possible try going for commodity stuff which isn’t proprietary unless you have the passion of spending money on “Love at first sight at $omething”.
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